Oh Lord, won't you buy me a hybrid Accord

In the beautiful tradition of filk, this song is funny and sadly ironic.

From Aunt Sharpie:

To the tune of Mercedes Benz
I wrote this back in March of 2005.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a hybrid Accord
The gas prices these days, I cannot afford
Our oil industry is out of its gourd
So Lord, won't you buy me a hybrid Accord
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a brand new PC
And while you're at it, how about a T3
My hard drive's as small as a dried up chickpea
So Lord, won't you buy me a brand new PC
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a freakin' BA
Thanks to fee raises, it's harder to pay
Prove that you love me; forgive my loans today
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a freakin' BA
Everybody!
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a hybrid Accord
The gas prices these days, I cannot afford
Our oil industry is out of its gourd
So Lord, won't you buy me a hybrid Accord


(via filk: To the tune of Mercedes Benz)